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February 20, 2008
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Mini Mailing! # 130! – The Ultimate Rubber Band Gun!

Posted by: \”deLyn\” delyn@delyn.net thedelyn

Wed Feb 20, 2008 2:49 am (PST)

Welcome
to The Pirate\’s Comedy Club !
You might be creating world peace
if you send this invitation to join
The Pirate\’s Comedy Club!
It might be true! ~ It might be true!
Go to this site to subscribe to delyns_comedy:
http://groups. yahoo.com/ group/delyns_ comedy/join
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You can contribute funny jokes, cartoons, pictures
and odd or weird items, by sending them to:
delyns_comedy- owner@yahoogroup s.com
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Happiest Man on Earth
http://www.jokeroo. com/funnyvideos/ valium_worlds_ happiest_ man.html

The Ultimate Rubber Band Gun
http://www.break. com/index/ the-ultimate- rubber-band- gun1.html? ref=track35

Love Hurts
http://www.break. com/index/ love-hurts. html?ref= track35

What Could be More Patriotic ?!
http://www.topplebu sh.com/photos2. shtml
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GETTING TO KNOW EACH OTHER
A man met a beautiful woman, and after a very short time, he told her that he wanted to marry her right away.

She protested, saying, \”But we don\’t know anything about each other.\”

He replied, \”That\’s OK. We\’ll learn about each other as we go along.\”

So she consented to get married, and they honeymooned at an upscale resort.

One morning they were lying by the pool when he got up off of his towel, climbed up to the 10-meter board, and did a two and a half tuck gainer, entering the water perfectly, almost without a ripple. This was followed by three rotations in the jackknife position before he again straightened out and cut the water like a knife. After a few more demonstrations, he came back and stretched out on his towel.

She said, \”That was incredible!\”

He said, \”I used to be an Olympic diving champion. See? I told you we\’d learn more about ourselves as we went along.\”

So she got up, jumped in the pool, and started doing laps. She was moving so fast that the froth from her pushing off at one end of the pool would hardly be gone before she was already touching the other end of the pool. She did laps in free-style, breast stroke, even butterfly! After about 30 laps, which she completed in mere minutes, she climbed back out of the pool, barely breathing hard, and put her towel around herself.

He said, \”That was truly incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?\”

\”No,\” she said, \”I was a hooker in Venice, and I worked both sides of the canal.\”
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Treadmill of Death
http://www.youtube. com/watch? v=edY3HaVRS_ Q

How To Iron
http://www.break. com/index/ how_to_iron. html

Don\’t Mess With Mascots!
http://www.jokeroo. com/funnyvideos/ mascot_posse_ beats_on_ two_guys. html
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Mandles
http://www.jokeroo. com/funnyvideos/ mandles_candles_ for_men.html

Cubegirl: Wanted
http://www.youtube. com/watch? v=k45koZrW- e4&feature= dir

Bob Marley – Three Little Birds
http://www.youtube. com/watch? v=rnDrbagYm24& feature=related

MLB Rookie Prank
http://www.jokeroo. com/funnyvideos/ kyle_kendrick_ traded_to_ japan.html

Prank On Parents Goes Bad
http://www.break. com/index/ prank-on- parents-goes- bad.html? ref=track35

MUSIC VIDEO: You��re Going Straight to Hell!
http://bettybowers. com/betty4presid ent/?p=30
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PLEASE CUT AND PASTE THE FOLLOWING
AND SEND IT TO FRIENDS IN E-MAILS:

Hi!

I��m deLyn, of The Pirate��s Comedy Club inviting you to join us.
We send adult humor several times a week. Sometimes we get political.
ALL SEXY LADIES AND PIRATES MUST JOIN! IT��S A RULE! ARRR!
We don\’t post your e-mail address so there is NO SPAM!
You may contribute jokes, cartoons, funny pictures, weird web sites and more!
Go to this site to subscribe to The Pirate��s Comedy Club:
http://groups. yahoo.com/ group/delyns_ comedy/join
or e-mail to the address below:
delyns_comedy- subscribe@ yahoogroups. com
Either way, have a great day!

deLyn

2. Sensational Diva, A Magazine For Today\’s Plus Size Woman

Posted by: \”Amber\” bbwstl_magazine@yahoo.com bbwstl_magazine

Tue Feb 19, 2008 12:19 pm (PST)

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Enjoy the journey!!!

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Sensational Diva, A Magazine For Today\’s Plus Size Woman

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