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Entry for April 25, 2008

April 25, 2008

THE GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT

My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who
seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and
told us that ‘Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he’ll be
landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could
just put your trays up, that would be super.’ On his trip back up the
aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman
hadn’t moved a muscle. ‘Perhaps you didn’t hear me over those big
brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main
man can pitty-pat us on the ground.’

She calmly turned her head and said, ‘In my country, I am called a
Princess and I take orders from no one.’

To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a
beat, ‘Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I’m called a Queen, so I
outrank you. Tray up, Bitch.’

The Eleventh Commandment:”Thou shalt make thy man hard”, triples you

Posted by: “deLyn” delyn@delyn.net thedelyn

Tue Apr 22, 2008 12:29 pm (PDT)

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Handy tips for Women

Every blowjob you give, adds one month to your life.
If you swallow, the protein ingested is equivalent to
five porterhouse steaks – but contains only 150 calories.
A handjob a day keeps arthritis away.
Every ten minutes of dry humping is equivalent to
ten minutes on the treadmill.
Doing it doggie-style will erase crow’s feet and wrinkles.
Intercourse prevents divorce.
Regular screwing releases Vitamin F,
which increases the number of brain cells.
Sex eliminates headaches.
Obeying the Eleventh Commandment,
“Thou shalt make thy man hard”,
triples your chances of getting into heaven.
Inviting an attractive female friend into bed with you
and your lover earns you a diamond choker for your birthday.
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PPS – Drunk Women – YES!
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This is not just the regular world clock that we are use to looking at for times around the world. This gives different statistics related to different time periods.
http://www.chippyne ws.com/worldcloc k.htm
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PHONE REPAIR:

A Kansas farm-wife called the local phone company to report her telephone
failed to ring when her friends called – and that on the few occasions, when
it did ring, her dog always moaned right before the phone rang.
The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see the psychic dog
or senile lady. He climbed a telephone pole, hooked in his test set, and dialed
the house. The phone didn’t ringright away, but then the dog moaned and the
telephone began to ring.Climbing down from the pole, the te lephone repairman
found:
1. The dog was tied to the telephone ground wire with a steel chain and collar.
2. The connection to the ground rod was loose.
3. The dog was receiving 90 volts of signal current when the number was called.
4. After a couple of jolts, the dog would start moaning and then urinate.
5. The wet ground would complete the circuit, thus causing the phone to ring.

Which demonstrates that some problems CAN be fixed by pissing and moaning.
Thought you’d like to know.
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Nude Beach
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Young @ Heart: Staying Alive
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Dubya and what his people did to t
he Amrican economy got you down?
Look On the Bright Side, His Days Are Numbered Bush Count Down Clock!
http://politicalhum or.about. com/library/ blbushclock. htm
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AND SEND IT TO FRIENDS IN E-MAILS:

Hi!

I��m deLyn, of The Pirate��s Comedy Club inviting you to join us.
We send adult humor several times a week. Sometimes we get political.
ALL SEXY LADIES AND PIRATES MUST JOIN! IT��S A RULE! ARRR!
We don��t post your e-mail address so there is NO SPAM!
You may contribute jokes, cartoons, funny pictures, weird web sites and more!
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This list is politically incorrect and will contain adult material that could be
considered offensive by some people. It may be one-sided politically,
disgusting and offensive to certain people at times. It may seem that I
discriminate against everyone. I assume the attachments to be in the public
domain and every effort is taken not to use copyrighted material.
Please be selective in content you forward to me to share. Fresh, funny,
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