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My culture: My style @ 6-2-08 French Humor

June 2, 2008
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BLOG/JOKES ARE ON US:
Dear Wife:
I\’m writing you this letter to tell you that I\’m leaving
you for good.
I\’ve been a good man to you for seven years and I have
nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been
hell. Your boss called to tell me that you had quit
your job today and that was the last straw. Last week,
you came home and didn\’t even notice that I had gotten a
new hair cut, cooked your favorite meal and even wore a
brand new pair of silk boxers. You came home and ate in
two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching
all of your soaps.
You don\’t tell me you love me anymore, you don\’t want
sex anymore or anything. Either you\’re cheating on me or
you don\’t love me anymore, whatever the case is, I\’m
gone.

Your EX-Husband
P. S. Don\’t try to find me. Your SISTER and I are moving
away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
——————–
Dear Ex-Husband:
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter.

It\’s true that you and I have been married for seven
years, although a good man is a far cry from what you\’ve
been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out
your constant whining and griping. Too bad that doesn\’t
work.

I did notice when you got a hair cut last week, the first
thing that came to mind was \”You look just like a girl!\”
but my mother raised me not to say anything if you can\’t
say anything nice.
And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have
gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped
eating pork seven years ago.

I turned away from you when you had those new silk boxers
on because the price tag was still on them. I prayed that
it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed
fifty dollars from me that morning ……. and your silk
boxers were $49.99!

After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we
could work it out. So when I discovered that I had hit
the lotto for ten million dollars, I quit my job and
bought us two tickets to Jamaica.

But…when I got home you were gone.

Everything happens for a reason I guess. I hope you
have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyers
said that with your letter that you wrote, you won\’t get
a dime from me.

So take care.

Signed,
Rich As Hell and Free!
P.S. I don\’t know if I ever told you this but Carla, my
sister, was born Carl. I hope that\’s not a problem.

CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS EXCERPT FROM E-MAIL:
lmao… I was just wondering what a cyber mokey was (lol) how do you no I am black ???
so should we be keeping our good eyes open in this group since we have all seemend to be recruited???

cyber monkey is the virus name for a hacker that jumps from cyber tree to cyber tree in the jungle of this internet, sweetie….my pic is attached…im black too.

SPIRITUAL TIME:
Ephesians 6:11

Put on the full armour of God so as to be
able to resist the devil\’s tactics.

New Jerusalem

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Please forward or tell a friend.
http://aBibleVerse.org/tell.htm
To see other translations: http://aBibleVerse.org/faith/
To give an offering: http://aBibleVerse.org/give/

Are we Americans as dumb as we appear or is it that we just don\’t think? While the Chinese, knowingly and intentionally, export inferior products and dangerous toys and goods to be sold in American markets, the media wrings its hands and criticizes the Bush Administration for perceived errors. Yet 70% of Americans believe that the trading privileges afforded to the Chinese should be suspended. Well, duh..why do you need the government to suspend trading privileges? DO IT YOURSELF!!

Simply look on the bottom of every product you buy, and if it says \’Made in China\’ or \’PRC\’ (and that now includes Hong Kong), simply choose another product or none at all. You will be amazed at how dependent you are on Chinese products, however you will be equally amazed at what you can do without. Who needs plastic eggs to celebrate Easter? If you must have eggs, use real ones and benefit some American farmer. Easter is just an example, the point is.. Do not wait for the government to act. Just go ahead and assume control on your own.

If 200 million Americans refuse to buy just $20 each of Chinese goods, that\’s a billion dollar trade imbalance resolved in our favor…fast!! The downside? Some American businesses will feel a temporary pinch from having foreign stockpiles of inventory. ** Downside ??

The solution ?

Let\’s give them fair warning and send our own message. We will not implement this UNTIL June 4, and we will only continue it until July 4. That is only one month of trading losses, but it will hit the Chinese for 1/12th of the total, or 8%, of their American exports. Then they will at least have to ask themselves if the benefits of their arrogance and lawlessness were worth it.

Remember, June 4 to July 4.

Send this to everybody you know.

Show them we are Americans

And NOBODY can take us for granted.

If we can\’t live without cheap Chinese

Goods for one month out of our lives,

WE DESERVE WHAT WE GET!

Pass it on America !!!

Excerpts from Obama\’s book or not?

His last quote scares me the most.

This guy isn\’t running for DOG CATCHER, but for president of the United States. I can only hope and pray that everyone will come to their senses and ensure that he is soundly defeated.

This is a dangerous individual that has not been truthful, evidently with very much he has uttered in public.. Particularly the last quote!

This guy wants to be our President and control our government. Pay close attention to the last comment!! Below are a few lines from Obama\’s books \” his words:

From Dreams of My Father: \”I ceased to advertise my mother\’s race at the age of 12 or 13, when I began to suspect that by doing so I was ingratiating myself to whites.\”

From Dreams of My Father: \”I found a solace in nursing a pervasive sense of grievance and animosity against my mother\’s race.\”

From Dreams of My Father: \”There was something about him that made me wary, a little too sure of himself, maybe. And white.\”

From Dreams of My Father: \”It remained necessary to prove which side you were on, to show your loyalty to the black masses, to strike out and name names.\”

From Dreams of My Father: \”I never emulate white men and brown men whose fates didn\’t speak to my own. It was into my father\’s image, the black man, son of Africa, that I\’d packed all the attributes I sought in myself, the attributes of Martin and Malcolm, Dubois and Mandela.\”

From Audacity of Hope: \”I will stand with the Muslims should the political winds shift in an ugly direction.\”

SUMBICH
>
>
> A filthy rich North Carolina man decided that he wanted to throw a party
> and invited all of his buddies and neighbors. He also invited Leroy, the
> only redneck in the neighborhood. He held the party around the pool in
> the backyard of his mansion.
>
> Leroy was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters
> and BBQ and flirting with all the women.
>
> At the height of the party, the host said, \’I have a 10 ft man-eating
> gator in my pool and I\’ll give a million dollars to anyone who has the
> nerve to jump in.\’
>
> The words were barely out
of his mouth when there was a loud splash and
> everyone turned around and saw Leroy in the pool!
>
> Leroy was fighting the gator and kicking its ass!
>
> Leroy was jabbing the gator in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing
> punches, head butts and choke holds, biting the gator on the tail and
> flipping the gator through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor.
>
> The water was churning and splashing everywhere. both Leroy and the
> gator were screaming and raising hell.
>
> Finally Leroy strangled the gator and let it float to the top like a dime
> store goldfish. Leroy then slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody
> was just staring at him in disbelief.
>
> Finally the host says, \’Well, Leroy, I reckon I owe you a million
> dollars,\’
>
> \’No, that\’s okay. I don\’t want it,\’ said Leroy.
>
> The rich man said, \’Man , I have to give you something. You won the bet
> How about half a million bucks then?\’
>
> \’No thanks, I don\’t want it,\’ answered Leroy.
>
> The host said, \’Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was
> amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options?\’
>
> Again Leroy said no.
>
> Confused, the rich man asked, \’Well, Leroy, then what do you want?\’
>
> Leroy said, \’I want the name of the sumbich who pushed me in the pool

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