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June 4, 2008

Calif. court refuses to stay gay marriage ruling, By LISA LEFF, Associated Press Writer 2 hours, 33 minutes ago. SAN FRANCISCO – California’s highest court Wednesday refused to stay its decision legalizing same-sex marriage in the state, clearing the final hurdle for gay couples to start tying the knot this month.

CHECK OUT STEPHEN’S SITE, HE’S AN ENTREPRENEUR, WOW!!!!!,

http://www.tiptopwebsite.com/stephenisom

Clinton refuses to bow out of race, asks supporters for advice
Susan Ferrechio, The Examiner
Jun 4, 2008 3:00 AM (12 hrs ago)WASHINGTON (16:08, 6/4/2008) .
See page 5 of the Maryland Ediction of the Examiner Washington, June 4th, 2008. Obama makes history, claims Democratic nod for president. National general election by candidate: McCain at 46% and Obama at 46% and Undecided Offer 8%. by Bill Sammon, Sr. White House Correspondent.

Hillary Clinton defiantly refused to concede the race for the Democratic presidential nomination Tuesday, even though Barack Obama surpassed the 2,118 delegates needed to declare himself the winner, http://www.examiner.com/a-1423816~Clinton_refuses_to_bow_out _of_race__asks_supporters_for_advice.html

Soldier’s skeletal remains found on Miss. base, By HOLBROOK MOHR, Associated Press Writer 36 minutes ago. JACKSON, Miss. – Authorities were trying to determine Wednesday whether the remains of a soldier found in the woods of a National Guard training base are of a Kentucky guardsman who went missing before his unit deployed to Iraq.

Today’s Scripture *June 3, 2008*
Revelation 2:23
I will strike her children dead. Then all the churches will know that I am the one who searches out the thoughts and intentions of every person. And I will give to each of you whatever you deserve.
We cannot hide from Christ; He knows what is in our heart and mind, and still He loves us!
The sins we try to hide from God need to be confessed to Him.
Father, we confess that we are sinners!
Without You we would be eternally dammed. You have saved us! You have opened a way for us to be cleansed and set free! May we walk in Your ways! May we walk in repentance! We love You Lord! In Your Name, Amen..
May the Lord bless you!
Your friend,
April
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Thank you & God Bless

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Cloud nine gets all the publicity!

Posted by: “deLyn” delyn@delyn.net thedelyn

Mon Jun 2, 2008 3:04 am (PDT)

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Cloud nine gets all the publicity, but cloud eight actually is
cheaper, less crowded, and has a better view.

Fatboy Slim Music Video
http://www.youtube. com/watch? v=aEb3YknGUks& feature=related

Vova Galchenko’s Promo
http://www.youtube. com/watch? v=fhQ9WjUIesE& feature=related

Naughty Detectives
http://www.jokeroo. com/actiongames/ naughty-detectiv es.html

Rated XXXXXX
Ball Busters,EXACTLY What It Means,
But who would want this?
http://download. yousendit. com/90ABB8212BE9 F6D7

Vintage Stripper Shorts …
http://www.archive. org/search. php?query= stripper+ AND+mediatype% 3Amovies
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Q: What’s green and dangerous?
A: A frog with a hand-grenade.
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YouTube – Hummingbird Nest Documentary – High Quality
http://www.youtube. com/watch? v=gG59PaCiiDg

Hilarious!
Don’t miss the second half, which is better than the first.
i was crying with laughter by the end! Enjoy – Kristin
http://www.metacafe .com/watch/ 162964/insane_ japanese_ pranks/
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“I hope that after I die, people will say of me: ‘That guy sure owed me a lot of money.'” — Jack Handey

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Stinky Bean
http://www.jokeroo. com/shootinggame s/stinky- bean.html

A Turn of Events
http://download. yousendit. com/DFF178712AE0 4D18
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The madam opened the brothel door and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties.
‘May I help you?’ she asked.
‘I want to see Valerie,’ the man replied.
‘Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else, said the madam.
‘No. I must see Valerie,’ he replied.
Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man that she charged $5,000 a visit. Without hesitation, the man pulled out five thousand dollars and gave them to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, the man calmly left.
The next night, the same man appeared again, once more demanding to see Valerie.
Valerie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row — too expensive — and there were no discounts. The price was still $5,000. Again the man pulled out the money, gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, he left.
The following night the man was there yet again. Everyone was astounded that he had come for a third consecutive night, but he paid Valerie and they went upstairs.
After their session, Valerie questioned the man. ‘No one has ever been with me three nights in a row. Where are you from?’ she asked.
The man replied, ‘South Carolina.’
‘Really’ she said ‘I have family in South Carolina.’
‘I know,’ the man said. ‘Your father died, and I am your sister’s attorney. She asked me to give you your $15,000 inheritance. ‘

The moral of the story is that three things in life are certain:
1. Death
2. Taxes
3. Being screwed by a lawyer

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Death Clock
http://www.deathclo ck.com/

How fast are you?
http://WWW.BBC. co.UK/science/ humanbody/ sleep/sheep/ reaction_ version5.

Phoenix Lander Gallery
After landing successfully, the latest craft to reach the Red Planet begins to transmit data
http://www.popsci. com/military- aviation- space/gallery/ 2008-05/phoenix- lander-gallery
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First photos of remote tribe One of the world’s last remaining uncontacted tribes is photographed from the air.

RIO DE JANEIRO (Reuters) – Amazon Indians from one of the world’s last uncontacted tribes have been photographed from the air, with striking images released on Thursday showing them painted bright red and brandishing bows and arrows.

The photographs of the tribe near the border between Brazil and Peru are rare evidence that such groups exist. A Brazilian official involved in the expedition said many of them are in increasing danger from illegal logging.
“What is happening in this region is a monumental crime against the natural world, the tribes, the fauna and is further testimony to the complete irrationality with which we, the ‘civilized’ ones, treat the world,” Jose Carlos Meirelles was quoted as saying in a statement by the Survival International group.
One of the pictures, which can be seen on Survival International’ s Web site (http://www.survival -international. org), shows two Indian men covered in bright red pigment poised to fire arrows at the aircraft while another Indian looks on.
Another photo shows about 15 Indians near thatched huts, some of them also preparing to fire arrows at the aircraft.
“The world needs to wake up to this, and ensure that their territory is protected in accordance with international law. Otherwise, they will soon be made extinct,” said Stephen Corry, the director of Survival International, which supports tribal people around the world.
Of more than 100 uncontacted tribes worldwide, more than half live in either Brazil or Peru, Survival International says. It says all are in grave danger of being forced off their land, killed and ravaged by new diseases.
(Reporting by Stuart Grudgings; edit
ing by Sandra Maler)
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Help Me With My Computer
http://www.metacafe .com/watch/ 1339288/help_ me_with_my_ computer/

The Man Squatter
http://www.jokeroo. com/funnyvideos/ hooters_waitress _squat.html

McCain…… ……… Lost In Space……. ……… ..
http://www.brassche cktv.com/ page/325. html

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deLyn’s Gallery,
open Thur. – Frid.: 12:00 – 4:00, Sat. – Sun.: 10:00 – 5:00
Selling art, jewelry, pottery, silks, soaps, incense,
and more! In Stoudtburg Village
6 South Village Circle
Adamstown, Pa. 19501

On-line store opening in June!

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Dubya and what his people did to the American economy got you down?
Look On the Bright Side, His Days Are Numbered Bush Count Down Clock!
http://politicalhum or.about. com/library/ blbushclock. htm

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Hi!

I’m deLyn, of The Pirate’s Comedy Club inviting you to join us.
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considered offensive by some people. It may be one-sided politically,
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The world is unfathomable and mysterious, just as we all are. The art of the warrior consists of reconciling the terror of being a man with the wonder of being a man.
– Carlos Castaneda
Of course a giant comet could come crashing down on the earth, wiping out all life and making everything a mute point!
– deLyn

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