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Entry for June 07, 2008

June 7, 2008

Hello, it’s very hot outside and it is like supposed to be 94 degrees. I did a lot of walking today, and I couldn’t wait for the bus. The energy bill is crazy, and so I haven’t used the heat since early May and I am avoiding using the air condition. I can’t wait until the weekend passes because that is the time that I usually I am home and have a wopping air condition bill. I don’t know what is becoming of the economy and inflation. Gas for your home is high, and Gas for your car is at least $4.00 a gallon.

I have been separated from my kids now for a little over a month, and I really miss them. It has been hard on the baby, but I see how desparate that people of color are that they would get in the bed with the system. People of color have no business messing with the system, because people of color don’t run the system.

Well I have got to go, but I still have a lot of fabulous stuff to post, just been very busy with a vexatious litigation. I can’t wait until I move out of Maryland. Most of all, I feel so sorry for my daughter because she has alienated herself from her mother and her father. I hope that she does well and holds on to her life, or does she still have something to live for…..

Well I have to go, but just wanted to check in and let you know that I am still here. I am not dating and I haven’t joined any professional auxillaries, yet. Just waiting for the local government to get off of my ass. Well I leave you with a joke, and pray for me that I can relocate, at least back to the District.

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Reference: Sunday Humor
A father was approached by his small son who told him proudly, “I know what the Bible means!” His father smiled and replied, “What do you mean, you ‘know’ what the Bible means?” The son replied, “I do know!” “Okay,” said his father. “What does the Bible mean?” “That’s easy, Daddy…” the young boy replied excitedly, “ It stands for ‘Basic Information Before Leaving Earth.’ (This one is my favorite)

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There was a very gracious lady who was mailing an old family Bible to her brother in another part of the country. “Is there anything breakable in here?” asked the postal clerk. “Only the Ten Commandments.” answered the lady.

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“Somebody has said there are only two kinds of people in the world. There are those who wake up in the morning and say, “Good morning, Lord,” and there are those who wake up in the morning and say, “Good Lord, it’s morning.”

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A minister parked his car in a no-parking zone in a large city because he was short of time and couldn’t find a space with a meter. Then he put a note under the windshield wiper that read: “I have circled the block 10 times. If I don’t park here, I’ll miss my appointment. Forgive us our trespasses.”
When he returned, he found a citation from a police officer along with this note “I’ve circled this block for 10 years. If I don’t give you a ticket I’ll lose my job. Lead us not into temptation.”

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There is the story of a pastor who got up one Sunday and announced to his congregation: “I have good news and bad news. The good news is, we have enough money to pay for our new building program. The bad news is, it’s still out there in your pockets.”

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While driving in Pennsylvania , a family caught up to an Amish carriage. The owner of the carriage obviously had a sense of humor, because attached to the back of the carriage was a hand printed sign… “Energy efficient vehicle: Runs on o
ats and grass. Caution: Do not step in exhaust.”

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A Sunday School teacher began her lesson with a question, “Boys and girls, what do we know about God?” A hand shot up in the air. “He is an artist!” said the kindergarten boy. “Really? How do you know?” the teacher asked.
“You know – Our Father, who does art in Heaven… “

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A minister waited in line to have his car filled with gas just before a long holiday weekend. The attendant worked quickly, but there were many cars ahead of him. Finally, the attendant motioned him toward a vacant pump. “Reverend,” said the young man, “I’m so sorry about the delay. It seems as if everyone waits until the last minute to get ready for a long trip.” The minister chuckled, “I know what you mean. It’s the same in my business.”

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People want the front of the bus, the back of the church, and the center of attention.

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Sunday after church, a Mom asked her very young daughter what the lesson was about. The daughter answered, “Don’t be scared, you’ll get your quilt.” Needless to say, the Mom was perplexed. Later in the day, the pastor stopped by for tea and the Mom asked him what that morning’s Sunday school lesson was about. He said “Be not afraid, thy comforter is coming.”

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The minister was preoccupied with thoughts of how he was going to ask the congregation to come up with more money than they were expecting for repairs to the church building. Therefore, he was annoyed to find that the regular organist was sick and a substitute had been brought in at the last minute. The substitute wanted to know what to play.
“Here’s a copy of the service,” he said impatiently. “But, you’ll have to think of something to play after I make the announcement about the finances.”
During the service, the minister paused and said, “Brothers and Sisters, we are in great difficulty; the roof repairs cost twice as much as we expected and we need $4,000 more. Any of you who can pledge $100 or more, please stand up.”
At that moment, the substitute organist played “The Star Spangled Banner.” And that is how the substitute became the regular organist!

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Give me a sense of humor, Lord, Give me the grace to see a joke, To get some humor out of life,
And pass it on to other folk

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